Some people think rules are for everyone else. The woman in the SUV was one of them.
When we asked her to move from our clearly marked delivery zone, she scoffed. “I’ll only be a minute,” she lied, scrolling through her phone like we were invisible.
Fine. If she wouldn’t move, we’d make sure she couldn’t.
Jerry parked the truck so close to her driver’s side that she’d need to be a contortionist to get out. And since the passenger side was up against a porta-potty? Well, let’s just say her exit wasn’t graceful.
She huffed, she puffed, and then she made her fatal mistake—trying to reverse in a rage. The thud of her bumper hitting the porta-potty was music to our ears.
Parking enforcement arrived just in time to see her SUV half-mounted on the curb, wheels spinning uselessly.
The best part? Watching her explain to the officer why she thought blocking a construction site was a good idea. Spoiler: It wasn’t.